Best Work Ever From My Mum
My mum has been gone now for eleven years this December. We all miss her terribly, every single day and the story of dealing with the grief from that is a blog for another day. For today, I wanted to honour her memory by sharing some of mum’s classic phrases, which my siblings tried desperately to prevent their children from ever repeating!!! Suggesting what the kids can do when they’re bored : “ Stand on your head and fart ‘Springtime in the Rockies!” I only recently realised the reference to John Denver, of whom mum was a huge fan! What to say to the kids when they are shitting you: “ Do you want it (your face) slapped or (your arse) kicked?” “I might kick your arse.” The classic rhyme to teach the Grand Kids: Captain Cook done a poop behind the kitchen door. A bit of glass Stuck up his arse And made him do some more. Random rhymes that Mum would say because she could: “ Look into my eyes you big black bastard! Your eyes shine like two ca...